Friday, April 26, 2013

Rants on Random Nonsense That Doesn't Make Sense (READ AT YOUR OWN RISK) #1 THIS IS NUMBER 1 OF RORN- refer to beginning of title.

I warned you. And I will warn you again. This is a rant that makes no sense at all- a.k.a. this information is inaccurate, horrible and nonsense. So, if you were looking for something useful... don't read this. But if you want to waste your time... good choice. I don't know where I got this information from- I just made it up. So  yeah. At times I will direct you back to this section for your own sake. (and mine) Enjoy.
#1 of the RORN series.
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Hello. Did you think of yourself as a human being?
Well, what if you're wrong? What if I said, you're not a human being.
You're a human bean. Yup. A baby word for human being? No.
A serious scientific, epic, awesomeness, making sense (look at the description in the beginning) word.
In let's see... 1892, Louis E. Garrisburn, a psychologist and scientist came up with the word, human bean. 
Let's start again.
You're not a human being, you're a human bean.
Not even I am a human being. Why? A human being, is a human who is being.
Being what? Being a human. Complex, huh?
A human being, is a human who is being the perfect, human.
So are you a human being?
If you are arrogant and said yes, listen again.
Being a human is not so simple. Not only do you have to be a simple, you're the simple being, of a human. (beginning description)
Mr.Garrisburn came up with this word, human bean to describe the non human beings.
So you are a human bean.
You just wasted precious time of your life reading this, but this was made to be a time waster. 
So that's a good thing in a way. Thanks for reading if you did.

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